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Laughs, this is why i don’t fish!!

Sometimes in life you make Mistakes, I’ll admit that… Anyone trying to deny this idea is also full of bs… There is no perfection, it’s a only a dream… Anyways, lessions learned: I have the best friends in the world, 3 pitchers of Blue Moon in 3 hours is a bad idea, sunglasses at night while walking down a street is bad, speicaly if cars drive down it (love my friends), you can’t win a fight against a solid wood tv stand, what feels like 5 mins in the bathroom is actually a good hour of you praying to the gods… What is really scary, i don’t remember any of this!!!

Laughs, this is about the funniest FWD email i’ve ever gotten…

Subject: The History Of Conservatives and Liberals !!

Early humans existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunter/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer & would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in winter.The two most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get man to the beer. These were the foundations of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups: Liberals and Conservatives.

Once beer was discovered, it required grain and that was the beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet, so while our early human ancestors were sitting around waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That’s how villages were formed.

Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to B-B-Q at night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is known as “the Conservative movement.”

Other men who were weaker and less skilled at hunting learned to live off the conservatives by showing up for the nightly B-B-Q’s and doing the sewing, fetching and hair dressing. This was the beginning of the Liberal movement. Some of these liberal men eventually evolved into women. The rest became known as ‘girliemen.’

Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the invention of group therapy and group hugs, and the concept of Democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer that conservatives provided.

Over the years, conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth, the elephant. Liberals are symbolized by the jackass. Modern liberals like imported beer (with lime added), but most pref er white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu,
and French food are standard liberal fare.

Another interesting evolutionary side note: most of their women have higher testosterone levels than their men. Most social workers, personal injury attorneys, journalists, dreamers in Hollywood and group therapists are liberals. Liberals invented the designated hitter rule because it wasn’t “fair” to make the pitcher also bat.

Conservatives drink domestic beer. They eat red meat and still provide for their women. Conservatives are big-game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks, construction workers, firemen, medical doctors, police officers, corporate executives, athletes, and generally anyone who works productively. Conservatives who own companies, hire other conservatives who want to work for a living.

Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to “govern” the producers and decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe Europeans are more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the liberals remained in

Europe when conservatives were coming to America.Liberals crept in after the Wild West was tamed and created a business of trying to get MORE for nothing.

Here ends today’s lesson in world history:
It should be noted that a Liberal may have a momentary urge to angrily respond to the above before forwarding it. A Conservative will simply laugh and be so convinced of the absolute truth of this history that it will be forwarded immediately to other “true believers.”

Sorry Will Ferrell!!!  Accepted was one funny and great movie…  I may have seen Talladega Nights twice, but Accepted takes the cake.  Well worth it!!  But I need to keep this short tonite, I need to get up early tomorrow…

Want to get the worst service at a restraunt? Go to the Cafe Rhombus in Thief River Falls.  The owner wonders why the place is empty every night, well if they hired people that actually knew how to waitress…  There is nothing worse then sitting there waiting for a new beer, when you clearly have an empty pint in front of you.  If we ever go back, I’d just order two pitchers…

It’s just one of those days when the email systems are pissing you off..  So i’m trying to forward a customer zip file from my workstation to the development system, and no for some odd reason, it’s not arriving at my gmail.com account…  Luckly i have a usb stick laying around, but it’s just way easier to forward it…  Somethings going on….

Last night I went out with a bunch of friends from work.  We had some of the best pizza i’ve ever had!!  Instead of using regular pizza sauce, they used the same stuff that would normaly go on spicy garlic hot wings!!  This stuff was soooo good, the two pitchers of blue moon was also dilcious..   The Rhombus (SP?) in Thief River Falls, MN….